Dancing Moles!

I'd like to collect a small troupe of moles and train them to dance. Pir and I had planned to do this together, but I haven't seen him in years. We were going to dress them as famous adventurers and teach them to line dance, convince Hiedhe to build a crooked house on a crooked hill, and become rich and famous.

If that fails, I may try to get a gig impersonating a mermaid in the fountain in the center of Sable. I've always liked the water. Or I may sell brushes made from llama tails door to door. I could... wait! Why am I sharing all my get rich schemes with you?

I'm afraid I can't tell you that. You'd steal my idea.