Maghi the Merciless
Who is Maghi?
Maghi the Merciless, Terror of the Sea
Avid Rock Collector
Connoisseur of Fine Beverages
Chronic Pub Crawler
Mole Trainer Extrodinaire
Second Mate of the Hemisphere Dancer
Burlap Fashion Queen
Maghi the Smuggler
by the talented Aelyn
These are some of my favorite things: Rocks, whiskey, the sea, my chicken earring, rum, my tattoos, raki, schooners, pandas, ouzo, tall blond sailors, overalls, dead bugs (live ones bite. Ouch!) and did I mention whiskey?
Maghi by Pob the Bard
There was once a dryad called Maghi So beautiful and alluring, not raggy She has silky black hair Incredibly rare Is this dazzling dryad called Maghi! (Ok, so he rhymed me with raggy,but has a bard written a song about YOU?)
Leoryn's Recipe
To prepare for this recipe you need:
1) Juicy Red Tomato
2) Basilisk Sirloin * 2
3) Bowl
4) Battle Hammer
Slowly rub the tomato with a rag, working it to a nice shine then place it to the side. After such, take one cooked and thoroughly seasoned sirloin and place it into the bowl. Take the tomato and sit it in the bowl as well, resting upon the sirloin. Now tenderize the second cooked sirloin with a few well aimed places of your battle hammer. After it is thoroughly bludgeoned place it on top of the food in the bowl. Using the battle hammer or your favorite blunt instrument (dented boots?) mash everything together until the sirloins are coated with a fine layer of tomato juice and pulp.
Serve and Enjoy. Good for picnics I hear.
* A small smile is drawn here *
Leoryn
